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Michael Shinafelt
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Posted: December 8, 2011 12:10 pm (-06:00)
Michael Shinafelt
Freelance Writer
Snow White & The 7 Slutz

They're here, they're slutz, get used to it! Snow White & The 7 Slutz are here to punk your world... With their many Los Angeles gigs, not to mention charity work and an EP, "Creedence Clearwater Revival," thrown down, what time is it? It's time to get slutzy!

MS: High Ho, High Ho, it's off to?

7S: Amsterdam where they get sleazy b!tches.

MS: Breezy or sleazy?

7S: Well you see, there's a lot of existential creativity that spills out of our organs every time we are together. Its flows and flows, wherever the wind goes, so go our organs. Eastern European anteaters, why not?

MS: Who won the war?

7S: Whatever beezy got the sleaziest because all life is, is doing drugs and dying.

MS: Really? Why do you think that is?

7S: Because the government is raising gas prices. Iíve been seeing a lot of raccoons lately... I think it's the government.

MS: Can you name all 7 slutz?

7S: Sleazy, beezy, stanky, skanky, drrrrrty, breezy, Rebecca.

MS: How many times have you seen a pretty girl?

7S: The world is a vampire.

MS: Did you know "Adelaide" on "American Horror Story" wanted to be a "pretty girl" on the Halloween episode?

7S: No.

MS: How many times a week are you guys drunk?


MS: What is your favorite type of booze?

7S: Mojitos.

MS: Your thoughts on why the red, red robin keeps, bob, bob, bobbing along?

7S: Yum, Red Robin, Yum. And also the fact that he comes from the land of booberdoop and there they passed a law where you need to be bobbing at all times! If you are not bobbing and you are caught, you will be shlooped up and thrown in jail. In jail is where they keep the loodleloppers. They are the CRAYZIES. I tell ya, they are CRAZAAY! But that's besides the point. Anyway, so in jail if you are caught not bobbing, you become part of the group of perdoodles. Those are the really mean ones, they eat all the other creatures brains with a cup of milk and a banana every morning. Evil I say, THEY ARE THE KOOL KIDS, with a K. But only in jail. And you donít want to go there in the first place, ESPECIALLY not in the land of booberdoop. So that is why red robin keeps bob bob bobbing along.

Get slutzy at:!/pages/Snow-White-the-7-Slutz/166554000085838 and

Michael Shinafelt
Michael Shinafelt has covered pop & dance music since he first burst on to the writing scene, interviewing everyone from pop icon Olivia Newton-John to pop artist E.G. Daily. Not to mention the many dance divas (male and female) who he has crossed paths with. Other interviews of note are Pamela Anderson, Heidi Fleiss, as well as cover stories on Margaret Cho and Kathy Griffin. Peace.
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